[Big Freedia raps weakly in song] [Shouts] Let`s go, New Orleans! (Applause and cheers continued) What`s that! New Orleans, what the hell is going on! [The audience laughs] „You ask my girlfriend to come, it`s funny. We can go back and forth, but I`d rather not waste my time. Leave Jessie alone. Don`t call it. Don`t write to him. „Because you`re not her boyfriend, just a successful wonder of her past. [The audience laughs and oohs] I`m willing to forget everything, including your name, number, etc. Let`s finish this, period, point, point, now. [The audience laughs] So I just said, „Point, period, point, [the audience laughs] [shouts] Why?! And it was during Snoop Dogg`s sweetest song. [The audience laughs] at his whole set. That`s how I was – that`s how Snoop Dogg is on stage, as filmed in New Orleans, Andre`s set would cover everything from the war on drugs and the war on sex to the war on fart jokes. While „Legalize Everything“ is Eric`s first Netflix stand-up special, he has already collaborated with the streamer on the animated comedy series „Disenchantment.“ In addition, Netflix recently acquired its farcical comedy film „Bad Trip,“ though a release date has yet to be announced. [The audience laughs] Yes.
Yes. I like to think it`s the first draft of TLC`s „Scrubs“ song. [The audience laughs] T-Boz wrote it when she had a migraine and couldn`t find the right rhythm. No no no! [Bong bubbles] [Eric] Yes! [Shouts] Legalize everything! [Eric winks] You mean goodbye, America? You`re in my Netflix special. Say, „Good night, America. Good night, America! In the clip, we see Eric addressing something that has always been somewhat confusing: the fact that the show uses Inner City`s „Bad Boys“ as its intro song. In the clip, Andre says: [the audience laughs] And a group of illiterate wanderers from the desert were like that. [frenetic] „Wow!“ [The audience laughs] I started this tour in Europe, and I went — I was on good drugs and we went to these fucking crazy sex clubs. And they`re not repressed or weird about anything. And I come back here, and the Americans are so buttoned, man.
You can`t show a nipple on Instagram. You can`t smoke a joint in Texas. And the reason we became like this is that we were founded by pilgrims. And the pilgrims were the worst, dirty, deadliest fools in Europe. [The audience laughs] [sing the classical melody] [Audience Cheers] Okay, here`s the story. I was with this crazy British girl. She gives me a. And then she continued between my buttocks and started licking my. And I said, „Baby, [mocker], it`s not going to feel good at all“ [screams euphorically] [the audience laughs] „I`m Kevin, Jessie`s boyfriend.
I have a joke for you. This guy continues to harass my girlfriend, to the point where I get involved. Want to know the punchline? Keep up the good work, you`ll find out. [The audience laughs] [nasal groans] Sip. [stuttering] And the lyrics are green, so you know he`s a Suss motherfucker. [The audience laughs and applauds] Look at it, Android users. [The audience laughs] So I say, „Uh. What are you, buddy? A villain from an `80s Spring Break movie? [The audience laughs] After all, who the hell talks like that, a South Park villain? [approximate] „See you on K12, Jarsh.“ [The audience laughs] So let me get stuck – wait.
Do we have the dongle? Is the dongle here? All right. All right, look at this. All right, let`s get this out. Can we take the screen out? [buzzing] „Is it just me or is reggae the most inappropriate music they could have chosen to open the cops show. You can`t gossip reggae about police brutality and call it one day. [The audience laughs] like, just before kindergarten? He was like. [chaotic grinding] He was on the playground with Bluetooth in his ear and was handcuffed to a briefcase. [moans in pain] I slammed a blood vessel into my during this joke. Thank you very much.
[The audience laughs] [laughs] He simply grazed the back of her tonsils. [The audience laughs] And I turned around and looked at it, I said, „Thanks for coming to the show, man!“ Yes! Come on! [Eric shouts indistinctly] [The cry continues] [The audience laughs] [screams] I don`t deserve to live! Then I just hear this guy roll a blunt behind me, look back and say, „Well, I think everyone likes Snoop Dogg differently. You`re on my Netflix special. Oh, you`re kidding. Yes. Nice to meet you. My name is „Keyand“ Peele. ♪ Jamaican man comes downtown ♪ [audience laughs] Rasta boy right ♪ ♪ Welcome to the island Peace and ♪ purity [pet] ♪ Oh. Here. Thank you very much.
Man, Papa John got fired by Papa John`s! [Mom laughs] You on the dark web? You in the subreddits? [Women whoo] [clicks with language] Yes. Lady más gasolina. Or whatever. [laughs] Just days after the announcement of the cancellation of Cops after 32 seasons, Eric Andre released a clip mocking the series. The music video is from Andre`s upcoming Netflix special, Legalize Everything, which launches on June 23. Cops was once one of the longest-running shows in the country. However, amid protests across the country and national calls for police reforms, Paramount Network announced that it would remove the reality show from the show and not film future episodes. [The audience laughs] At least let me keep the cheese spread out of the fridge. [The audience laughs] You think, „Face Thomas Jefferson, bitch! » Arc! [The audience laughs] with two large punch bags on each side.